Dear Blitzen Trapper,
I love you. I want to see you live. I can travel 200 miles maximum to see you, blitzen trapper, as gas is too expensive. I can't afford to travel to oregon to see you play. Why will you not come to the midatlantic this summer? I foolishly missed your show you last time you came to DC. This was before I knew you. Never again. Please, forgive me.
PS. Seriously come to DC.